Thursday, February 12, 2009

"War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength"



Was this not the most Orwellian thing we have seen in the modern history of the United States? The Bush administration used the 'advisory system' to keep a nation of millions under the constant fear of a potential new terrorist attack. We were never hit by another terrorist attack on U.S. soil after September 11th...and it was not because of this system. The real reason is that Cheney and black ops felt that 9/11 was a large enough attack to keep people in a constant state of fear, thus allowing them to govern as they pleased. 'Homeland Security Advisory System'...what a joke.

Background:

The system was created by Homeland Security Presidential Directive 3 six months after the terror attacks of September 11, 2001, to provide a "comprehensive and effective means to disseminate information regarding the risk of terrorist acts to Federal, State, and local authorities and to the American people." It was unveiled March 12, 2002, by Tom Ridge, then the Assistant to the President for Homeland Security, but responsibility for developing, implementing and managing the system was given to the U.S. Attorney General.

In January 2003, the new Department of Homeland Security began administering the system. The decision to publicly announce threat conditions is made by the Secretary of Homeland Security in consultation with the Assistant to the President for Homeland Security, according to Homeland Security Presidential Directive-5.

Threat Level Changes:

Although the system consists of five levels, the threat level has never been lowered on a nationwide basis to Guarded (Blue) or Low (Green), although the state of Hawaii lowered it to Guarded for several months in 2003. The threat level has stood at Elevated (Yellow) for most of its existence. In New York City it has stayed at High (Orange) since the start of the system.

Severe (Red)

The Homeland Security Advisory System has been raised to Severe only once, which applied only to flights coming from the United Kingdom: August 10, 2006 - August 14, 2006, in response to British law enforcement announcing it had disrupted a major terror plot to blow up aircraft, the Department of Homeland Security raised the threat level for commercial flights from the United Kingdom to the United States to Severe.

High (Orange)

On a nationwide level, it has been raised to High five times:
September 10 - September 24, 2002, the first anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attacks.
February 7 - February 27, 2003, near the end of the Muslim religious holiday Hajj. Intelligence reports suggested the possibility of terrorist attacks against "apartment buildings, hotels, and other soft or lightly secured targets."
March 17 - April 16, 2003, around the beginning of U.S. and Coalition military action in Iraq.
May 20 - May 30, 2003, after the Riyadh compound bombings and the Casablanca bombings. According to Tom Ridge: "The U.S. Intelligence Community believes that Al Qaeda has entered an operational period worldwide, and this may include terrorist attacks in the United States."
December 21, 2003 - January 9, 2004, citing intelligence information suggesting large-scale attacks around the holiday season.

In addition, the alert has been raised to High on a select or partial basis three times:
August 1 - November 10, 2004, for specific financial institutions in northern New Jersey, New York, and Washington, D.C., citing intelligence pointing to the possibility of a car or truck bomb attack, naming specific buildings as possible targets.
July 7, 2005 - August 12, 2005, for mass transit systems only. The DHS secretary announced the level after the 7 July 2005 London bombings despite the absence of "specific, credible information suggesting imminent attack" in the United States.
August 10, 2006 - Present, for all domestic airline flights and all international flights to or from the United States, with the exception of flights from the United Kingdom to the United States. Flights from the United Kingdom to the United States had been under a severe alert, but were downgraded to a high alert on August 14, 2006.

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Cover Me: Fever Ray



Fever Ray is Karin Dreijer Andersson, one half of the Swedish electronic duo The Knife. With haunting vocals and dense, dark beats Fever Ray could most likely pull off any cover song and make it amazing. The hypothetical here is that the singer/group does an entire album of my handpicked covers.

1. In Every Dream Home a Heartache (Roxy Music cover)
2. Stay (Shakespeare's Sister cover)
3. Here Comes the Rain Again (Eurythmics cover)
4. Close My Eyes Forever (Lita Ford cover)
5. Names (Cat Power cover)
6. Seven Year Ache (Rosanne Cash cover)
7. Why (Annie Lennox cover)
8. Stand Back (Stevie Nicks cover)
9. Heart of Glass (Blondie cover)
10. My My, Hey Hey (Neil Young cover)
11. Wild Horses (Rolling Stones cover)
12. A Skeleton on Display (Now It's Overhead cover)

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

From The Vault: Porno For Pyros - "Pets"


In the summer of 1993, I spent a lot of my time eating icing straight out of the container, watching re-runs of 'The Love Connection' and never missing an episode of 'Ghostwriter'. I remember a lot of things from that summer...but, one thing I vividly recall is how much I loved the Porno For Pyros song "Pets". The video came on at least every hour and then slowly every other hour. Even as a 13 year old, I knew Perry Farrell was an odd ball. I had prior knowledge of Farrell with his first band, Jane's Addiction, and their blatantly wacky video for "Been Caught Stealing" which was also an MTV sensation. However, there was something different about "Pets".

The video itself has a very early 90's feel, but with a twist of supreme mid 80's inspiration. The song was so catchy I don't think I even knew what Farrell was singing out for about the first two months. The song deals with a dissatisfaction with the human race and how humanity is heading towards destruction. The song then goes on to describe how aliens, possibly Martians, will be able to take over for us. In the end, Farrell believes that as humans...we will simply make great pets to our new overlords.

Lyrics:

Children are innocent
A teenager's fucked up in the head
Adults are even more fucked up
And elderlies are like children
Will there be another race
To come along and take over for us?
Maybe martians could do
Better than we've done
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
My friend says we're like the dinosaurs
Only we are doing ourselves in
Much faster than they ever did
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We will make great pets
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We will make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!

Monday, February 9, 2009

5 Artists I Would Like to See Live (If I Had a Time Machine) Vol. 1



I have always been in agreement with the fact that there is nothing more unbecoming than aging rock star who, despite their age, still believe they "got it" and continue performing well into their later years. This does not sit well with me. Many people have asked "wouldn't you love to see the _________?" to which my reply is always..."yeah, but not now". It is always interesting to me that people cannot quite understand why I would not want to see a band from decades ago performing in the present. I am troubled by the fact that inevitably the artist often becomes an imitation of themselves. For example: something is lost between James Taylor playing "Fire and Rain" in 1970 and James Taylor playing that very song on a stage today. The act of merely playing the song becomes bigger than the actual song. So...if I had a time machine, I could avoid the gap and go straight to the moments in which the product is still warm to the touch.

Some of the artists listed are either:

A) dead
B) still alive but I have no desire to see them now
C) the band is no longer performing together
D) some/all of the above

1. The Beatles, 1970



This is the most obvious pick for just about anyone. The photo above is of the very last time The Beatles ever played live together. Why not choose to go ahead and watch the curtain go down on the greatest band of all time?

song I would most want to see performed: "Don't Let Me Down"

2. The Rolling Stones, 1974



The Stones at their absolute peak. I would get to hear classics from the late 60's and also songs from "Sticky Fingers", "Exile on Main Street" and "Goat's Head Soup". It couldn't get any better than that. The Rolling Stones were amazing live performers and I would have loved to been in their audience in the mid 70's.

song I would most want to see performed: "Winter"

3. The Clash, 1980



The Clash changed everything in 1977 when they released their self-titled album. They made everyone stop in their tracks and say "I don't know what this is...but it is amazing". I would choose to see the Clash in 1980 because they were fresh off the release of their triple LP "Sandinista!" which proved to be the turning point in their political awareness. 1980 was also the period in which The Clash progressed from the edgy punk sound to more of a reggae/dub influenced sound.

song I would most want to see performed: "Guns of Brixton"

4. Bruce Springsteen, 1984



The "Boss" was on top of the world in 1984. "Born in the U.S.A." was all over the radio along with several other songs from the album "Born in the U.S.A.". Springsteen had worked his way to the top of the charts after years of struggling in the dive bars of New Jersey. As much as I would love to see Springsteen in the late 70's, I have to take him in 1984.

song I would most want to see performed: "I'm on Fire"

5. The Doors, 1969



The Doors are legendary for their live act. Jim Morrison was about as wild as they come, whiskey drunk + insanity (a.k.a. genius) are a pretty explosive mixture. The unique sound of The Doors has never been duplicated so you would have to go to the source to get the real thing.

song I would most want to see performed: "The End"

Top 5 Songs I am Currently Listening To...




1. Tim Maia - "Nobody Can Live Forever"
2. Animal Collective - "Fireworks"
3. The Clash - "Police & Thieves"
4. Magnolia Electric Co. - "Don't Fade On Me"
5. Arthur Russell - "This Is How We Walk on the Moon"

Friday, February 6, 2009

The Top 40 "Top 40" Songs I Never Want to Hear Again...Ever (Vol. 2)



(in some sort of order)

1. Deep Blue Something - "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
2. Yellowcard - "Ocean Avenue"
3. Whitesnake - "Here I Go Again"
4. Blondie - "One Way or Another"
5. Nelly - "Hot in Herre"
6. Dishwalla - "Counting Blue Cars"
7. Rascal Flatts - "Life is a Highway"
8. The Fabulous Thunderbirds - "Tuff Enuff"
9. Hinder - "Lips of an Angel"
10. Destiny's Child - "Bootylicious"
11. Toby Keith - "I Wanna Talk About Me"
12. Dexy's Midnight Runners - "Come On Eileen"
13. Golden Earring - "Twilight Zone"
14. Puddle of Mudd - "She Hates Me"
15. Los Lobos - "La Bamba"
16. Fountains of Wayne - "Stacey's Mom"
17. Plain White T's - "Hey There Delilah"
18. Robert Palmer - "Addicted to Love"
19. Bowling for Soup - "1985"
20. Sean Paul - "Gimme the Light"
21. Panic at the Disco! - "I Write Sins not Tragedies"
22. John Mayer - "No Such Thing"
23. Jessica Simpson - "These Boots Were Made for Walkin' "
24. Maroon 5 - "This Love"
25. LFO - "Summer Girls"
26. James Blunt - "You're Beautiful"
27. Snow Patrol - "Chasing Cars"
28. Fall Out Boy - "Sugar, We're Going Down"
29. Shakira - "Hips Don't Lie"
30. Nickelback - "Rock Star"
31. Nickelback - "Far Away"
32. Green Day - "American Idiot"
33. John Mayer - "Daughters"
34. Smash Mouth - "I'm a Believer"
35. No Doubt - "Hey Baby"
36. The Pussycat Dolls - "Wait a Minute"
37. Kelis - "Milkshake"
38. Ataris - "Boys of Summer"
39. Daniel Powter - "Bad Day"
40. Los Lonely Boys - "Heaven"

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Top 10 Countries I Want To Visit...



The secret to enjoying life: travel

(in order)

1. France



From the sites to the food to the culture, France really appeals to me.

2. Spain



I have heard nothing but great things about Spain from those who have experienced it.

3. Italy



I would love to spend about a week in one of those houses.

4. Egypt



I was intrigued as a child, still intrigued as an adult.

5. Kenya



I want to see the Africa I experienced in National Geographic.

6. Brazil



South American culture seems to be really unique, obviously something worth experiencing.

7. Japan



I think Japan would feel like you weren't really alive, but in some sort of dream.

8. Greece



The history, the people, the food...I don't know if I would ever come back.

9. Mexico



No thanks on Tijuana, but sign me up for everything south of there.

10. Canada



I think Canada would be a really interesting place to discover how different it is from the U.S.

My Top 10 Favorite Music Videos



(in order)

1. Johnny Cash - "Hurt" (2003)



This is the greatest video of all time. A true American legend, staring down his final days. The song itself was actually a Nine Inch Nails song from 1995. In 2002, producer Rick Rubin suggested that Cash cover the song while the two were preparing material for a new album and the rest is history. I can still recall the goosebumps that poured over my body the first time I saw the retrospective images of Cash's life. I actually have two favorite parts of the video: 1) the image of Cash driving the locomotive, and the smile that erupts from his face is obviously from a place in his heart that we will never know 2) When Cash returns to visit his abandoned childhood home in Arkansas. I've often thought of what that must have been like for him to return to. At the peak of his success, to look deep within and ask himself those questions that had no answers.


2. Fleetwood Mac - "Gypsy" (1982)



This was the very first "world premiere" video on MTV and the second biggest selling single off of the 1982 Fleetwood Mac album "Mirage"...but "Gypsy" is so much more to me (like the fact that it is my #2 all time favorite song). Stevie Nicks wrote the song in 1979 but held off releasing it until Fleetwood Mac recorded another album together. When Nicks' close friend Robin Anderson died of leukemia, the song became something a tribute. You can hear the pain and sorrow in Nick's voice as the video takes us from the intimate setting of her bedroom, to her previous life in the depression and finally to luxury of the late 1930's ballroom. Finally, Stevie ends up in the mystical world of her imagination as Buckingham's twelve string guitar breaks into an unforgettable onslaught of guitar mastery.

3. John Lennon - "Imagine"(1971)



From the silence of the dense fog, to the faded images of John and Yoko slowly appearing... the "Imagine" video is beyond words that attempt to describe its greatness. Lennon found himself in unfamiliar territory in 1971, he was a solo artist for the first time in his career. After the dissolution of The Beatles in 1970, John Lennon was an artist reborn. Believing that we were all one country, one world, one people...Lennon penned this classic in an attempt to have the world "imagine" that things could be different if we simply put down the rigid beliefs in which we so desperately cling to. As Yoko Ono opens the shades of the dark room and brings in the light, the analogy is then revealed: come out of the dark and into the light.

4. The Police - "Wrapped Around Your Finger"(1984)



Released in the summer of 1983, "Wrapped Around Your Finger" was just another hit released by the Police at the absolute peak of their success. I have very vivid memories of watching this video on MTV as a child and thinking of how enthralling it was. The video is quite simple: the three band members playing their instruments and a bunch of candles. The song itself is so profoundly great that I think if they had done anything else it would have simply drawn the attention away from it.

5. Joy Division - "Atmosphere"(1988)



The actual song "Atmosphere" was released only a short time after the suicide of lead singer Ian Curtis in 1980. A video for the single was not created until 8 years later, when the song was re-released. The faceless characters wearing black hooded cloaks and white burial shrouds are a more than fitting tribute to late Curtis. The song is so dense and brooding, I can only guess that directory Anton Corbijn probably never even considered shooting it in color. The bleak images of bareness land matched with the haunting images of Curtis, is truly moving no matter how many times I watch it.

6. Beastie Boys - "Pass the Mic"(1992)



I first saw this video in the spring of 1992,and my life has never been the same since. The Beastie Boys had transformed themselves in the three years since releasing their acclaimed second album "Paul's Boutique". G-Son Studios in Atwater Village, CA were the breeding grounds for the sonic progression the Beastie Boys underwent. Blending elements of punk, rock, hip-hop and electronic...MCA, Mike D and Ad-rock hit a grand slam on "Pass the Mic". The newly introduced rough-edged style of the group was apparent in every frame of the video and the Beastie's were clearly not willing to conform to the limits of their previous work.

7. Talking Heads - "Once in a Lifetime"(1980)



This one is just classic MTV. What else would you expect from four art school graduates that formed a pop band and were living in New York City in 1980? With all the videos that have come out since 1980, it is easy to forget how important this video was and still is. Lead singer David Byrne broke all the rules of being a rock-star. He did not look like, dress like, act like or even sound like any other lead singer at that time. The music video itself was fresh and the Talking Heads were one of the very first to use it as an actual art form.

8. The Cars - "Drive"(1984)



In 1984, The Cars were at the top of their game. Releasing hits since 1978, The Cars never charted higher than they did with "Drive". Most of the hit singles were sung by Ric Ocasek but the vocals for "Drive" were provided by bassist Benjamin Orr, best known for his vocals on "Just What I Needed". The video took on a whole new meaning for me when Orr died of pancreatic cancer in October, 2000. A video tribute to Orr was shown while "Drive" was played and all it took was the image of Benjamin Orr sitting at that lone bar table for me to be affected for the rest of my life.

9. Metallica - "One"(1989)



"One" was the first Metallica song for which a music video was created. The video debuted on MTV on January 20, 1989 as I was most likely pleading for my mother to allow me to watch it on 'Head Bangers Ball'. The video is almost entirely in black-and-white, and features the band performing the song in a warehouse. It features dialogue and several scenes from the 1971 film adaptation of Johnny Got His Gun. This video took me from being a kid wanting to be a metal head, into a complete and total metal head. It remains one of the best metal songs of all time, and was/is one of the eeriest videos in the history of MTV.

10. Don Henley - "Boys of Summer"(1985)



The video for "The Boys of Summer" is a French New Wave-influenced piece directed by Jean-Baptiste Mondino. Shot completely in black-and-white, it shows the main character of the song at three different stages of life: as a young boy, a young adult and finally as a middle-aged man), in each case reminiscing about a past relationship. For me, this video is classic 1980's MTV, when artists were really using the music video as a medium for their art. The entire video maintains the feel of a recurring dream that the character cannot quite shake due to the overwhelming regrets of the past.


Honorable Mention:

Beastie Boys - Sabotage
Geto Boys - Mind Playing Tricks On Me
Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight
Guns N' Roses - November Rain
Radiohead - Idioteque
Michael Jackson - Thriller
The Replacements - Bastards of Young
Radiohead - No Surprises
Guns N' Roses - Patience
Radiohead - Karma Police

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

The Day the Music Died: 50 Years Ago Today...



On February 3, 1959 a single engine plane crashed into an Iowa field around 1:05 a.m. The plane carried the rock stars Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valen, J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson and the pilot. All 4 died on impact. This tragic plane crash has come to be known simply as "the day the music died", which was coined in the 1971 Don McLean song "American Pie". 50 years later, the tragedy is somehow still fresh in the hearts and minds of music fans from then and now.

Background:

Events Leading to the Crash:

"The Winter Dance Party" was a tour that was set to cover 24 Midwestern cities in three weeks. A logistical problem with the tour was the amount of travel, as the distance between venues was not a priority when scheduling each performance. For example, the tour would start at venue A, travel 200 miles to venue B, and travel back 170 miles to venue C, which was only 30 miles from venue A. Adding to the disarray, the tour bus used to carry the musicians was ill-prepared for the weather; its heating system broke shortly after the tour began. Drummer Carl Bunch developed a severe case of frostbitten feet while on the bus and was taken to a local hospital. As he recovered, Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens took turns with the drums. The Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake, Iowa was never intended to be a stop on the tour, but promoters, hoping to fill an open date, called the manager of the ballroom at the time and offered him the show. He accepted and the date of the show was set for February 2.

By the time Buddy Holly arrived at the ballroom that evening, he was frustrated with the tour bus and told his bandmates that, once the show was over, they should try to charter a plane to get to the next stop on the tour, Moorhead, Minnesota. According to VH-1's Behind the Music: The Day the Music Died, Holly was also upset that he had run out of clean undershirts, socks, and underwear. He needed to do some laundry before the next performance, and the local laundromat in Clear Lake was closed that day.

Flight arrangements were made with Roger Peterson, 21, a local pilot who worked for Dwyer Flying Service in Mason City, Iowa. A fee of $36 per person was charged for the single engine Beechcraft Bonanza B35 (V-tail). The Bonanza could seat three passengers in addition to the pilot. Richardson had developed a case of the flu during the tour and asked one of Holly's bandmates, Waylon Jennings, for his seat on the plane; Jennings agreed to give up the seat. When Holly learned that Jennings wasn't going to fly, he said, "Well, I hope your ol' bus freezes up." Jennings responded, "Well, I hope your ol' plane crashes." This exchange of words, though made in jest at the time, haunted Jennings for the rest of his life.

Ritchie Valens had never flown in a small plane before, and asked Holly's remaining bandmate on the plane, Tommy Allsup, for the seat. Tommy said "I'll flip ya for the remaining seat." Contrary to what is seen in biographical movies, that coin toss did not happen at the airport shortly before takeoff, nor did Buddy Holly toss it. The toss happened at the ballroom shortly before departure to the airport, and the coin was tossed by a DJ who was working the concert that night. Valens won a seat on the plane.

Dion DiMucci of Dion & The Belmonts, who was the fourth headline performer on the tour, was approached to join the flight as well; however, the price of $36 was too much. Dion had heard his parents argue for years over the $36 rent for their apartment and could not bring himself to pay an entire month's rent for a short plane ride.

The Crash:

At approximately 1:00 AM Central Time on February 3, the plane took off from Mason City Municipal Airport. Around 1:05, Jerry Dwyer, the owner of Dwyer Flying Service, could see the lights of the plane start to descend from the sky to the ground. At the time, he thought it was an optical illusion because of the curvature of the Earth and the horizon. The pilot, Roger Peterson, was expected to file his flight plan once the plane was airborne, but Peterson never called the tower. Repeated attempts by Dwyer to contact his pilot failed. By 3:30 AM, when the airport at Fargo had not heard from Peterson, Dwyer contacted authorities and reported the aircraft missing.

Around 9:15 in the morning, Dwyer took off in another small plane to fly Peterson's intended route. A short time later Dwyer spotted the wreckage in a cornfield belonging to Albert Juhl, about 5 miles northwest of the airport. The manager of the Surf Ballroom, who drove the performers to the airport and witnessed the plane taking off, made the positive identification of the performers.

The Bonanza was at a slight downward angle and banked to the right when it struck the ground at around 170 miles per hour. The plane tumbled and skidded another 570 feet across the frozen landscape before the crumpled ball of wreckage piled against a wire fence at the edge of the property. The bodies of Holly and Valens lay near the plane, Richardson was thrown into a neighboring cornfield, and Peterson remained trapped inside. All four had died instantly from "gross trauma" to the brain, the county coroner Ralph Smiley declared.

Investigators came to the conclusion that the crash was due to a combination of poor weather conditions and pilot error. Peterson had performed poorly on his previous flight instrumentation tests and was not rated for night-time flight, when he would have to rely on his instruments rather than his own vision. They also found that Peterson was not given accurate advice about the weather conditions of his route, which, given his known limitations, might have caused him to postpone the flight.

Don McLean - "American Pie"

Monday, February 2, 2009

My Rider: 2009 Edition...



Though I have no legitimate intent to ever be a real rock star (fame is not worth the cost of admission in my opinion) but it is fun to think of what it would be like. A "rider" is an artist's wish-list/list of demands included in the contract to play a venue. Everything that is on the list is to be provided to the performer(s) before and after their performance. I made up my own rider about 2 years ago and it was a lot fun, so...here is the updated edition:

My 2009 Rider:

3 kegs of Michelob Light (tapped and on ice)
4 laptop computers with iTunes & Sony Acid Mix installed
1 Bose 901 Direct/Reflecting speaker system
18 full size white bathrooms towels (washed twice in Gain 'Island')
1 Blu-Ray copy of "Apocalypse Now" (Redux version)
1 velvet painting of Waylon Jennings
15 cases of Fiji bottled water (chilled)
20 bottles of wine (10 pinot noir, 10 pinot grigio)
1 HD movie projector
1 wall projection screen
15 issues of Playboy magazine (any from 1986-1990)
1 catered dinner: steak, roasted red potatoes and grilled asapargus
4 cartons of Marlboro Light cigarettes
8 Bic lighters (4 blue and 4 orange)
1 complete set of 1991 Upper Deck baseball cards
1 "Button Your Fly" t-shirt, white, size L
6 vegetable trays
6 fruit trays
10 packs of clear 16 oz plastic cups
1 DVD copy of Wrestlemania VI
2 stuffed mountain lions
5 American Apparel Zip Hoody ( 2 XS, 2 L, 1 XL in assorted colors)
1 DVD copy of 1990 NCAA Final Four
1 bottle of Super B-Complex vitamins
3 vintage Polaroid cameras
6 packages of Polaroid film
1 extra large world map (placed on wall before my arrival)
1 Blu-Ray Copy of "Planet Earth" series
1 turntable (with USB connection)
1 vinyl copy of M83's "Digital Shades Vol. 1"
1 original Nintendo entertainment game system
1 copy of "Contra" Nintendo game
1 copy of "Bad Dudes" Nintendo game
4 black sharpie markers
3 clocks (1 set to EST time, 1 to Pacific, 1 to Tokyo time)
1 framed poster of Wade Boggs in Tampa Bay Devil Rays uniform
1 DVD copy of original news coverage of Hurricane "Andrew"
7 vintage pairs of assorted neon colored sunglasses (1989-1991 era)
2 packs of sparklers

My 2007 Rider:

3 30 pack's Keystone Light (on ice)
9 white towels (washed in Gain detergent)
All 12 issues of Spin magazine from 1994
4 king size Reesce Cups
1 DVD copy of the Tom Chambers dunk on Mark Jackson
1 wall size projection screen
1 video projector
1 Bose stereo system
1 copy of Girl Talk - "Night Ripper"
All venue workers must ask "open the pod bay doors HAL" before being permitted to enter
3 dirty socks filled with "fool's gold"
1 set of Presidential flash-cards
1 ping-pong table (4 paddles, 18 orange competition size balls)
10 Hyper Color t-shirts (sizes M-XL)
1 DVD copy of the complete 1990 World Series: Reds vs. A's
22 rolls of Brawny paper-towels (no designs)
1 copy of the U.S. Patriot Act
1 audio copy of George Orwell's "1984" as read by Billy Crudup
2 maps of Montana
1 Bob Evans giftcard worth $275.41
1 chemistry set recommended for ages 12-16
1 hot plate
3 boxes of Hamburger Helper
3 lbs. ground beef (browned)
1 bottle Kahlua
1 bottle Smirnoff vanilla vodka
1 bottle half & half creamer
1 bag of ice
2 9mm pistols loaded with blanks (checked twice for safety reasons)
1 copy of Metallica's "Kill Em' All" on vinyl
1 VHS tape of "The Grapes of Wrath"
6 live palm trees
1 arcade game: "Double Dragon II"
1 "Over the Top" movie poster adorned on the wall
2 bottles of generic contact solution

Copies of actual singer/band riders:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/index.html